Excerpts from a random sampling of reviews:
Pre-ordered an autographed copy but had to return it after this week's announcement as I was worried it was contaminated with pneumonia bacteria. I didn't want to end up exposed to the illness like her grandkids in Chelsea's apartment she was playing with on 9/11 after she collapsed, or the little girl she was hugging in the street afterwards. Thought about ordering the Kindle version but I thought it might open my device up to being hacked by communist countries...
I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. As if that wasn't enough, I then had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier...
I keep finding it face down on the floor...Why does it keep falling out of the bookcase?
Even the 5-star reviews are funny:
Truthfully, I was going to give this book 1-star, but I was afraid that if I did so I would end up accidentally shooting myself in the head 5 or 6 times and then die from a heart-attack.
There was a review that suggested that Amazon publish all the reviews of the book and sell that instead. I agree - it would make a hilariously deplorable best-seller.